No it’s not like Tango and Cash or Riggs and Murdock….
Bar Toe: So remember when you could sit at a bar, at anytime they were open and sat on a stool or high chair and you put your feet up on the supports under the seat? Well, I call that BAR TOE, for if your foot remains in that position, which is not on the floor, but propped up on the supports below the chair, after a while, and you might not feel it that point of or day/night, but in looking back you stayed at the bar for 4 hours let’s say (really its more like 6) anywho, the next day you have a very noticeable pain in your foot. It’s the Toe, the BIG toe and it hurts like hell. You won’t be awake enough to realize you have rested your entire leg weight on that spot on a support beam on a bar stool for hours just yet….. but it will come to you.
How to avoid Bar Toe? Well, one, don’t do what I just mentioned. Two, if your gonna do it, be aware of the position of your feet, move them around, dance, go pee, go outside an yell at passerby’s for no reason, or have your fetishy woman rub on it or a while, just don’t leave that TOE in the same position for very long. As you get older it gets way worse than you can imagine.
Beer Finger: Well, it’s like it says. If you drink canned beer and need to open them, you most likely use your index finger on your preferred hand (right/left) after a while you will notice your nail of the said finger a bit “tender”. 3 ways to fix this if you intend to open a beer can. 1.Use a different finger every time you open one. Spreads out the pain. 2.Use a tool. No not a Biden tool, they are all in congress. More like something to lift the tab so you can get your finger in there. And 3 have someone else open it.
Well in this drunk blog which I have not misspelled anything yet, we have learned that Bar Toe and Beer Finger are real, also we may be drunker than we thought when we wrote this. But still should be a good read.
Peace love and hair grease.
