Llamageddon is a very cheesy, very low budget, fun to watch, sinkhole movie I stumbled on in my Amazon Prime list. Why it showed up as suggested made me wonder. Could this be a sign from the Llama to compare this movies attributes to 2021?
Why the hell not, right? I mean 2020 actually happened, why not bleed it forward. Spend 57 minutes and give it a watch.
How can i compare this movie of a Llama from outer space that just outright slaughters everyone to the events so far in 2021? Noting that it is only the 18th of January 2021? Easy. First, go watch the movie, somethings you may need are a lot of booze or just be stoned and revel in it’s absolute glory that a Llama from space wishes death on all humans, and why not rite?
I can’t write any spoilers in here because there are none, just notable points of interest, and wondering how these guys got paid. It lays in there with THE VELOCIPASTOR (yes, its a thing) and trying to grab the interest of the Evil Dead cult following i think, but like 20 years later.
Anywho, the Llama referred to henceforth as Llamageddon, came from space in a “obvious looking” cattle cart painted red and has wings, and according to the movie that defines it as a spacecraft. It can make you explode or just set you on fire with it’s glowing red eyes, if it pukes on you, it turns you into a Llamageddon baby maker, it also knows kung fu and can snap your neck and or hurl your heart out of your chest into a friends hands. Alternately it can kill you if your in a hot tub with a plugged in radio, that’s not on. Oh yeah, it also bites and kills you in one shot. Ending credit audio only.
How does this reflect the 18 days so far in 2021? Well shit man, one, aliens are real. (chuckle). It shows itself as a harmless Llamageddon, It doesnt care who it kills. (democrats). It can choose one of you to reproduce it’s spawn/thoughts. (democrats)It does not like guns, it does things without consequence (democrats), it censors you by either killing you or silencing you with one or more of it’s deadly powers. You all still with me? Just go watch it.
Credits to the movie and music artist:Spxxkymvldxr
Supporting actors
Gooch Jesco III,Howie Dewin,Sunshine Phoenix,L. Lean Burnside,E. B. Buxxner,Richard Cymbals,Leona L. Dandee,Chet Steadman,Erin Stacy,Aaron O.O. Shanson,Mary Haddilam,John Selmy,Producers Howie Dewin, Allan Smithy, Chet Stedman, E.B. Buxxner, Jacques Felin
Studio Check is in The Mail Productions
Content advisory Drug use, foul language, sexual content, violence
No Llamageddon were injured during this post.
https://youtu.be/lXBLv71E3bw trailer
THE VELOCIPASTOR trailer https://youtu.be/7Nyb0GqAjKM
